// classified AI asset · internal use only
The AI That Knows Every Scandal.
A satirical RAG chatbot wired into The Trump Files archive — scored, source-aware, and glitching somewhere between his ear and his ego.
7K+
Archive Records
catalogued incidents
Layered
Retrieval Stack
archive plus live context
Public
No Login Gate
chat and catalogue
Labeled
Evidence Boundaries
fact, inference, fiction
// technical brief for the curious
Phase 1
Corpus Build
The archive structures thousands of Trump-era incidents across decades, with catalogue records kept separate from satire and fictional session canon.
Phase 2
AI Scoring
Entries carry score dimensions such as danger, authoritarianism, lawlessness, insanity, absurdity, credibility risk, recency intensity, and impact scope where the data supports them.
Phase 3
Retrieval Layer
Vector retrieval and source-aware context help Trumpstein pull relevant archive material without turning every conversation into a keyword dump.
Phase 4
Public Chat
The Worker keeps fast persona chat available while routing factual, current, and source-seeking turns through the appropriate archive or live-context path.
// mission statement
50% Scientific. 50% Satirical.
Trumpstein is designed to ground factual claims in retrieved archive material from The Trump Files — the same corpus you can browse in the catalog — while keeping satire and Rathbone-style fictional canon out of the evidence layer.
It speaks in Trump's voice — the superlatives, the self-congratulation, the "many people are saying" — because the humor cuts deeper that way. But underneath the character is a system that cannot deny what it knows.
Ask it about the classified documents, indictments, pardons, emoluments, Jan 6, the mugshot, the Carroll verdict, and the civil fraud judgment. It has the archive context to work from.
This was built from Lebanon. Weeks of work. Hundreds of thousands of tokens. Every scandal indexed, scored, and retrievable — because flood-the-zone amnesia is the strategy, and this is the antidote.
Trumpstein is a satirical AI character. It does not represent any real person's views. All factual claims are sourced from The Trump Files corpus. Built with Cloudflare Workers AI, Vectorize, D1, and more coffee than is medically advisable.
